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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:32 am

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:34 am

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:59 am

*wonders where she was hiding the herring*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:23 pm

TwistedSister wrote:*squirts cheese wiz up D-B's bum*
I'm kind-of struggling with the concept of cheese wiz. Is this a cheese product in a spray can? Is it edible?

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:41 pm

Well Roy, it is a cheese product. Not sure if it's real or not. Yes, they claim it's edible.
It is fun to spray on people though.........
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:43 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:*squirts cheese wiz up D-B's bum*
I'm kind-of struggling with the concept of cheese wiz. Is this a cheese product in a spray can? Is it edible?

You know those cans of expanding foam that DIY shops sell for filling holes in brickwork? Imagine one of them that dispenses a cheesestring-like substance and you're pretty close :barf:

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:55 pm

Oooh, The Twisted One, me likey. Would make a good prophet name, if I ever get that far.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:01 pm

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:05 pm

*nibbles on DTH's ear*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:18 pm

*jumps out of portable hole*
*checks DTH's and TS's birth certificates*
*Verifies authenticity of aforesaid "cookie"*
*Decides to take no further action*
(Damn cradlesnatcher, TS!)
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:26 pm

Cradle? I didn't want any cradle! Why would anyone snatch a cradle? That's just so wrong!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:33 pm

you leave fluffy out of this!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:37 pm

Um, o.k......
*approaches bacon very slowly holding two toasted pieces of bread which are covered in Mayo*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:41 pm

* sincerely hopes that you're using wheat bread *
(i'm on a diet)
* picks up spear and turns *
* war-like scream *
* turns and runs away *
(not the mayo! noooooooooo! i lost 5 pounds!!!!!)
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:46 pm

Silage tastes better than wheat bread. Bleck!!!!!!!!! :barf:
*Oh, did I forget that the bread will be toasted with butter first???*
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